Welcome to Muslandia!
Muslandia is a mythical place, a place where Muslims can come and actually live as real human beings and not Prophet Surrogates or PS'. There are very few connections between Muslandia and the real Muslim world because the real Muslim world is not a happy place.
In Muslandia, for example, women are not required to cover themselves with bags over their heads, or tents around their bodies. On the contrary, women are treated as normal human beings with feelings, intelligence and respect. In Muslandia you will actually see Muslim women driving cars, treating sick people and talking to their male counterparts without shame. Muslandia is a dreamworld for Muslim women because it is so far from the reality of their existence that they dream of Muslandia every day.
In Muslandia no one feels the need to kill people in random acts of violence as dictated by the Prophet, and Prophet Surrogates do not take it upon themselves to tell others how to dress, what to read, what to believe and how often they have to bang their heads on the ground. Atheists are tolerated in Muslandia because we all have moments of clarity and doubt, and in Muslandia those moments are tolerated and even encouraged because humanity progresses on doubt, not certainty. The long list of people that Muslims have to detest and abhor is pretty much reduced to fairly normal groups such as assholes, dictators, over bearing preachers and anyone who invades your space. In Muslandia you are not allowed to kill these people, which is a big surprise.
In Muslandia education is an ongoing thing, new ideas are forever being brought forth, challenged and accepted or rejected. Really old books based on dictatorial dogma get changed, reviewed and adapted to Muslandia's time and not the other way around. Books are allowed to develop a life of their own and take on a life of their own. Small children read fairy tales and sorcery books and Muslandians approve and encourage reading.
In Muslandia, fairy tales like the Koran and the Bible are given as much credence as any other fairy tale because all words are born equal in Muslandia. How they string together in random thoughts is not a topic for debate or hate, just wonder. The paper they are printed on is the same paper used in Muslandia's famous toilets. And who is to say which usage is the most useful?
Yes Muslandia is a lovely place, it is a place so far from the reality of the real world that it has become almost the other Mecca, the Mecca we could all visit if the real Mecca was not such a closed shop.
Muslandia is a mythical place, a place where Muslims can come and actually live as real human beings and not Prophet Surrogates or PS'. There are very few connections between Muslandia and the real Muslim world because the real Muslim world is not a happy place.
In Muslandia, for example, women are not required to cover themselves with bags over their heads, or tents around their bodies. On the contrary, women are treated as normal human beings with feelings, intelligence and respect. In Muslandia you will actually see Muslim women driving cars, treating sick people and talking to their male counterparts without shame. Muslandia is a dreamworld for Muslim women because it is so far from the reality of their existence that they dream of Muslandia every day.
In Muslandia no one feels the need to kill people in random acts of violence as dictated by the Prophet, and Prophet Surrogates do not take it upon themselves to tell others how to dress, what to read, what to believe and how often they have to bang their heads on the ground. Atheists are tolerated in Muslandia because we all have moments of clarity and doubt, and in Muslandia those moments are tolerated and even encouraged because humanity progresses on doubt, not certainty. The long list of people that Muslims have to detest and abhor is pretty much reduced to fairly normal groups such as assholes, dictators, over bearing preachers and anyone who invades your space. In Muslandia you are not allowed to kill these people, which is a big surprise.
In Muslandia education is an ongoing thing, new ideas are forever being brought forth, challenged and accepted or rejected. Really old books based on dictatorial dogma get changed, reviewed and adapted to Muslandia's time and not the other way around. Books are allowed to develop a life of their own and take on a life of their own. Small children read fairy tales and sorcery books and Muslandians approve and encourage reading.
In Muslandia, fairy tales like the Koran and the Bible are given as much credence as any other fairy tale because all words are born equal in Muslandia. How they string together in random thoughts is not a topic for debate or hate, just wonder. The paper they are printed on is the same paper used in Muslandia's famous toilets. And who is to say which usage is the most useful?
Yes Muslandia is a lovely place, it is a place so far from the reality of the real world that it has become almost the other Mecca, the Mecca we could all visit if the real Mecca was not such a closed shop.
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