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AFGHANI TO DIE FOR CHRISTIANITY This is delicious! Our country goes flying in to Afghanistan to liberate the people from the Taliban, those remorseless Muslims who went around whacking people on their shins for disrespect to their God. We not only miss the head bad guy, Osama, but we lose a wide receiver in the process for what? For our soldiers who died to have the right to watch the judiciary in that country decide to kill a Muslim who wants to be a Christian. There are so many ramifications to this one that the mind just boggles! This is almost more fun than Cheney gunning down his best friend. To start with, we should realize right now that there is no way we will ever convince the Muslim world that there are actually things that are more important than Big Mo. His name trumps all, the ultimate religious, judicious, scientific, medical trump card. What big Mo says is all we need to know. Must be nice. It’s as much intolerance as JC and his gang. Think about it, out the windo
OFFICE OF THE COMMITTEE TO SEND BUSH TO BAGHDAD (A licensed subsidiary of the Bush President of Iraq League BPOIL) 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington DC Tel: 9/11/01 For Additional Information: Mr. Karl Rove Inmate # 47-3367 San Quentin State Facility San Quentin, CA GEORGE BUSH TO RUN FOR IRAQI PRESIDENCY Soon to be Former President Says Baghdad “My Kind of Town” Washington DC and Baghdad, IQ:- Soon to be former President of the United States, George W. Bush, today announced that he will be running for the soon to be opened position of President of the Republic of Iraq (ROI). Mr. Cheney, recently released from a local hospital after a kneecapping incident gone bad during a hunting incident. “My family has been pouring personal as well as governmental money into this country for the last twenty years,” said Mr. Bush. “And I believe that it is time to get a legitimate return on our investment. In many ways Iraq is just like Texas, there is oil, religious extremism and a docile population