AFGHANI TO DIE FOR CHRISTIANITY
This is delicious! Our country goes flying in to Afghanistan to liberate the people from the Taliban, those remorseless Muslims who went around whacking people on their shins for disrespect to their God. We not only miss the head bad guy, Osama, but we lose a wide receiver in the process for what?
For our soldiers who died to have the right to watch the judiciary in that country decide to kill a Muslim who wants to be a Christian. There are so many ramifications to this one that the mind just boggles! This is almost more fun than Cheney gunning down his best friend.
To start with, we should realize right now that there is no way we will ever convince the Muslim world that there are actually things that are more important than Big Mo. His name trumps all, the ultimate religious, judicious, scientific, medical trump card. What big Mo says is all we need to know.
Must be nice. It’s as much intolerance as JC and his gang. Think about it, out the window with evolution, stem cell research, the right to dick around, the joy of eating pork, the fun of taking Sunday off. All gone because, between Big Mo and JC, there is no room to maneuver.
Women who want to drive cars, the Saudi Big Mo he says no! The right to terminate an unwanted pregnancy, the US, JC says no- Have that baby even if your own brother raped you to give it to you!
Of course, in the case of the Afghani wanting to convert we have a nose to nose between Big Mo and JC, and all I can say is that Big Mo appears to have blinked.
But what if the poor bastard had really come to his senses and renounced all religion. What if he had dimly perceived that maybe there is no Big Mo, JC or Bud? Would Condi have reared up on her hind legs and told the Mullah to shove it? Methinks not. Would Mr. Karzai, our puppet leader, have gone down on his knees to ask Big Mo for advice on how to get himself out of this mess? Again, probably not.
And finally, think of George, he who speaks to JC and asks and gives Him advice, where would that leave him?
This is delicious! Our country goes flying in to Afghanistan to liberate the people from the Taliban, those remorseless Muslims who went around whacking people on their shins for disrespect to their God. We not only miss the head bad guy, Osama, but we lose a wide receiver in the process for what?
For our soldiers who died to have the right to watch the judiciary in that country decide to kill a Muslim who wants to be a Christian. There are so many ramifications to this one that the mind just boggles! This is almost more fun than Cheney gunning down his best friend.
To start with, we should realize right now that there is no way we will ever convince the Muslim world that there are actually things that are more important than Big Mo. His name trumps all, the ultimate religious, judicious, scientific, medical trump card. What big Mo says is all we need to know.
Must be nice. It’s as much intolerance as JC and his gang. Think about it, out the window with evolution, stem cell research, the right to dick around, the joy of eating pork, the fun of taking Sunday off. All gone because, between Big Mo and JC, there is no room to maneuver.
Women who want to drive cars, the Saudi Big Mo he says no! The right to terminate an unwanted pregnancy, the US, JC says no- Have that baby even if your own brother raped you to give it to you!
Of course, in the case of the Afghani wanting to convert we have a nose to nose between Big Mo and JC, and all I can say is that Big Mo appears to have blinked.
But what if the poor bastard had really come to his senses and renounced all religion. What if he had dimly perceived that maybe there is no Big Mo, JC or Bud? Would Condi have reared up on her hind legs and told the Mullah to shove it? Methinks not. Would Mr. Karzai, our puppet leader, have gone down on his knees to ask Big Mo for advice on how to get himself out of this mess? Again, probably not.
And finally, think of George, he who speaks to JC and asks and gives Him advice, where would that leave him?
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