In Defense of TWAT

You would think that a country as big and strong as ours that there would be no call to ever need to defend the idea of The War Against Terror (TWAT). But there you have it, with elections less than a hundred days away, it seems that we need to mount a spirited defense of this keystone of the Bush policy. So I will sacrifice myself and mount the TWAT bandwagon to ensure that future generations will live in peace, and George's very peculiar concept of freedom and democracy.

To start with we must examine the origins of TWAT. In essence, when the Saudi Arabian terror machine flew two airplanes into the World Trade Center, one into the Pentagon and a fourth into a Pennsylvania farmer's field, TWAT really got excited.

TWAT was on the lips of every red blooded American patriot. WHo can forget the silly buggers with their inane stickers, or George braying about Osama dead or alive. There was something about the TWAT idea that set men off.

Because of TWAT we firmly believed that our institutions had to be protected from all comers. To keep them safe, George immediately took them away from us and has kept them hidden, what a guy! TWAT has wormed its way into all of our activities, thanks to the NSA, we now no longer have to keep records of our phone calls, online searches and even library books, if we miss a call, we just contact our nearest NSA guy and ask for the information. The same will apply to college courses, financial transactions, trips, medicines and even where we made calls from at any time. They are all stored in gigantic computers with TWAT written all over it.

So we can only bless the TWAT and www.moveon.org

Be at peace

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